A person who uses internet or leetspeak in offline conversation. Generally derogatory. Comes from sif and tard.
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Get the Softball mug.Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
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usually looks like a girl with a mans body but identifies as male. wears flannels. interested in art but not very good at it (also see girl version art hoe). likes coffee too much. wears beanies and drinks craft bear. probably bisexual. was Probably emo in 11th grade.
usually looks like a girl with a mans body but identifies as male. wears flannels. interested in art but not very good at it (also see girl version art hoe). likes coffee too much. wears beanies and drinks craft bear. probably bisexual. was Probably emo in 11th grade.
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if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
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