judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

hulk hogan snow shower

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014

czech golden shower

The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.

"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."

by PhoenixAscendant November 17, 2022

shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

by MathKills February 10, 2009

scum shovel

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged

The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen

by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004

Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004