The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008

frat shoes

Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.

Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.

by sheriff sprinkles April 20, 2018

starting with a shoe

Something that started as a small issue but snowballed into something big.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.

Person A: We broke up again.
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...

by inrmn November 24, 2022

Shoe itchy

Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny

“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”

by MisakiiChan March 15, 2021

Flaming Shoe

Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.

-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!

by lkdasjflkajsd November 1, 2010

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

Outdoor shoes

A pair of shoes you fuck up so badly, you decide to dedicate them to getting more fucked up until they become unwearable. Usually very muddy and torn up

Me: John, I slipped on mud and fell into a river trying to cross it, and while trying to get back up, a rock tore the soul of my shoe

John: damn those shoes look nasty as fuck

Me: yeah I guess there my outdoor shoes now

by Squid GTR February 18, 2020