shithead

1. (noun) an asshole that is stupid
2. (noun) Justin Beiber
3. (noun) one's head after it is defecated upon

Bill: Did you see that prepubescent faggot Beiber singing love songs and dancing around like a wind-up monkey?

Joe: Oh yeah, that butt-plug. He's a shithead. And it literally looks like he has a shithead.

Bill: I am pretty certain that he did probably pull his head out of some guy's asshole.

by backspinboy September 22, 2010

shithead

N; Proper name; Pronounced "Sha-theed" or "Shi-theed".

The lady filling out the birth certificate said, "For the third time, ma'am, you cannot name your daughter Shithead, no matter how you pronounce it."

by wallamh September 11, 2003

shittease

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005

Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.

Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"

by Robodonkey October 17, 2011

Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.

ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....

by The phantom shitter boiler April 29, 2010

One Shitter Quitter

a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.

Pat: we're leaving in 5.

Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.

Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.

by poopbandit June 1, 2010