shitbitch

A woman who participates in scat.

I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.

by m9lc March 8, 2008

shitbitchdammitassfart

A string of five basic cuss words used by little kids learning how to use foul language. It is pronounced as one word, usually said quickly to confuse adults.

Little Jimmie: I learned a new word today.
Mom: Really? What is it?
Little Jimmie: "Shitbitchdammitassfart!"
Mom: That's nice, son.

by virgilsmooch March 12, 2010

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

shitbitchfuckingasshole

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.

shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.

by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019