Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

cave sleeper

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath

"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"

by Turk Winston January 25, 2014

Thot Sheperd

A girl or dude who stays with thots surrounding them and supports them in their sluttiness.

The thot sheperd told the thot to let me have sex with her.

by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014

Random Sleeper

1. Person who can sleep at a random time.
2. Person who can sleep at a random place.
3. Person who has random sex.
4. Any combination of the above three.

1. My sleep time is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
2. My sleep place is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
3. I have sex with random people (sleep around).

by PseuSeuss February 25, 2014

crease seeper

When a fart doesn't make any noise and just seeps out of your crease.

"Ooh I just had a crease seeper!"

by JWa7z January 3, 2015

court sweeper

A guy that plays sports but sits the bench or doesn't start and still thinks he gets all the girl.

"Man that dude over there is such a court sweeper"

by Vlex May 7, 2015