sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.

I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test

by Conicuzn November 28, 2013

shampi

1. What you call your friend Sami, cause Shampi sounds so much better...
2. How you greet your friend Shampi - the customary reply is Berra! Especially if you are called Isobel...

Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!

by Berra January 13, 2005

Shapist

Judging shapes as one would judge a person, like being rasict to SHAPES!

Taylor: Eww I hate triangles

Hope: YOU SHAPIST!

by AtrociousAntics August 19, 2010

Ben Shapiro

A reactionary pundit whose career began whith two books he published before he turned 22. A brief list of his activities include being editor in chief at Breitbart News, co-founding Truth Revolt, and hosting The Morning Answer. Now he whines on the Ben Shapiro Show and The Daily Wire over how most Americans are not enthusiastic about civil law being based on fundamentalist theology.

The gay couple were enjoying a romantic date over pork chops until an observing Ben Shapiro called their choice in diet worthy of capital punishment.

by The Goodman Scholar April 29, 2023

Ben Shapiro

A radical anti-left republican who smells bad and is potentially in the closet.

According to Ben Shapiro's wife's (now deleted) twitter likes, he should really buy deodorant.

by Gremlin-chan August 3, 2023

Pulling a Ben Shapiro

Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.

How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?

Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.

by Professor Caitlin May 3, 2022

sharpie

fuckin awesome pens

SHARPIE! LoL

by coca February 23, 2004