Come serve me

The act of coming to a person to sell them their drug of choice

Aye pull up and come serve me and my dawg!

by MercyMe23 June 14, 2018

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

you got served

Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."

PARKING GARAGE - DAY

MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)

Are you Mrs. Brown?

MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)

Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?

MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)

You got served.

(Walks away from car)

by Truth2Power August 1, 2004

Serving Up Salad

Eating ass. Offering up one’s ass for a little salad tossing.

I got home and she was naked, on all fours, serving up salad. So I had to toss it.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Serving Face

Tipping your servers generously.

Can be used sarcastically for smaller coinage.

*after meal your friend flips a Franklin* You must have ate that meal because gorl, you're serving FACE!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 2, 2004

soft serve swirl

A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"

"Wow, that sure was a nice soft serve swirl, Steve."

by soft serve guy January 2, 2008