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Server Punch

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
by Biomechd December 24, 2012
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serverful

containing or referring to systems that require some understanding of the operating environment on which they are executed
Before moving their functions to Lambda, the JIRA integration was a serverful architecture
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Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.
I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.
by Fractured June 12, 2018
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Servatius

Look at Servatius over there, being all bad ass as bad assery could be...
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Serveristic

When a Discord bot only works on some servers, therefore rejecting or being unfair to the ones it is not working in.
damn Rythm is so serveristic
by meme factory February 29, 2020
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serdaris

I will be Serdaris so I may have strength..
by Spanky Johnson September 28, 2020
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servais le roy

a belgian magician who lived from 1865 to 1953, and who also happens to be a playable character in identity v if you fancy.
“ fuck, google’s giving me the wrong person when i search up servais le roy. ”
“ put idv after it, dumbass. ”
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