Sergio

Sergio can be found outside CNN office buildings crying about the latest news that has no real impact on their lives. Asking him to follow simple social rules for brief moments will cause in to go in an uncontrolled rage where he may feel is rights are being stolen. Sergio’s tent to love red hats and dark plumes of coal smoke. Sergio’s favorite snacks are original cheese Cheetos and AR-15s.

That group of Sergio’s could hardly be seen a through that plume of coal smoke at the Trump rally.

by Swagy Mc' D November 22, 2021

Sergio

He likes weird fetishes, such as feet. Sergio can be that one weird friend but is always there when you need him.

Hey, this is my friend Sergio.

by Germal November 23, 2021

Sergio

Absolutely blind. A man who literally has no fucking eyes.

“Poor asshole keeps running into the wall. What a Sergio.”

by Johnnysuckjob November 24, 2021

Sergio

Smart and charming. Usually has the biggest pito out of all his friends

Damn my homie Sergio Is smart and charming and has a big ass PITO!

by Donkeys I know 69420 November 23, 2021

sergio

mango lover

sergio loves mangos and eli’s mom

by dyisryc546269.4 March 29, 2023

Sergio Perdomo

the most attractive and hot man youll ever see in your life you should totally get with him espeaccilay if your name is jessica

Me: omg is that Sergio Perdomo!!! I heard he has a 20inch meat slinger!
Jessica: I fucling hate sefgio

by chestnutballs January 25, 2023

Sergio

Sergio is a very funny, handsome, and quiet person. Sometimes he can act stupid but that's his love language. He will always be there for you if you need anything. If you ever meet a Sergio, cherish every moment with him.

I love Sergio, he is so nice!

by popthepig February 21, 2023