secus

the dirtiest sluttiest little skanks you will ever see, they are a group of people who just love to fuck/get fucked and pumped full of hot cum

im a part of the secus group and in desperate need of your juicy veiny cock inside of my tight ass

by dirtylittlecumslut July 4, 2023

The Seuss

Term applied for any US ARMY unit, either active or reserves, whose standards for doing things falls shorter then what is expected of them by the Department of Army and whose chain of command more appropriately mirrors a Dr. Seuss plotline of contradictions and liabilities.

I heard a few boys over in first platoon ended up being attached to the seuss and ended up KIA because of the new LT.

by sheepdoginthesand July 1, 2011

Dr Seuss

God.

Joe: I was praying last night
Bob: Oh, to who?
Joe: Dr Seuss, he is god

by ActuallyDementedCloneOfUrMom June 7, 2022

Seductress

Taryn

Woman, Amazing, Seductress

by Tarzan4ever December 8, 2010

Dr Seussed

To tell a story or to be a Liar Dog

When my wife asked me where I was last night, I Dr Seussed it up...I told her I was "fishing".

by DLux & Tiffypoo June 10, 2007

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

sexuse

any exuse related to sex

I don't need your sexuses you cheating mongrel, we're done!

by clayface123 March 5, 2011