closet scaredaphobic

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.

My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.

by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009

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scared

The feeling I get when I look at you.

Jesus Christ! Your face is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!!

by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004

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speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

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When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

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Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.

1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.

by J.W. May 13, 2005

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