Scott Borchetta

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)

That Scott Borchetta is a douche!

by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Scott Walker

n. (idiom) - The remnants of Koch paper products that occasional­ly cling to the shoes, garments, buttocks, and perianal regions of an individual that has recently used a public restroom and left in haste.

In their rush to end collective bargaining, several Republican representatives returned from the restroom with Scott Walkers on their person, most with visible signs of feces.

by Concerned Wisconsinite March 13, 2011

scott-scott

1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.

1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.

by Scott Scott March 26, 2008

Scott Caan

The sexy actor known for his roles in Oceans 11; Oceans 12 & Oceans 13; Entourage; and Hawaii Five-0. (NOTE: there are many more these are just a few!) His father is famous actor James Caan.

Girl1: Did you see the Hawaii Five-0 ep last night?
Girl2: Hell yeah! Scott Caan looks so sexy shirtless!
Girl1: IKR!?!

by katiessilvercamaro September 5, 2012

Scott’s tot

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.

Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"

by apotusoa October 5, 2008

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009