simpsitive

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time

that boy is such a simpsitive

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Ashford & Simpson

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.

Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.

by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010

Rick Simpson

Rick Simpson is a medical marijuana activist who has been supplying marijuana and special oils for almost a decade. He is most known for his special "Rick Simpson Oil" which is purchasable through the deep web.

Homophobe 1: My friend was telling me about Rick Simpson. Is his oil any good?
Homophobe 2: Hell Yeah! That will get you fucked up any day!

by sebb. July 5, 2016

Dallas Simpson

The best lookin mofo around

Did you see Dallas Simpson today? He was looking fine af

by Shadow450 July 10, 2016

Tim Simpson

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

by Skeleton secretary August 15, 2019

Homer Simpson Style Day

A day where all you do is eat, sleep, watch TV, and drink a lot of beer, and basically just be incredibly lazy and joyfully gain wait, just like Homer Simpson would do. Preferably, you order all of your food and don't cook at all. You usually forget to / neglect any other responsibility.

"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"

by BJ Rouge March 24, 2020