schpeenette

a hot girl

Lisa is such a schpeenette!

by gogogirl6 June 19, 2009

schpeen

Arabic word for Best Man in a wedding

Bill asked Tom to be his Schpeen for his upcoming nuptuals.

by curry11 June 19, 2009

Schwenkfelder

A religion based on the spiritual ideals of Kasper Schwenkfelder.

The Schwenkfelder entered the popular vernacular in the early 1920s after Karl Schwenkfelder (Kasper Schwenkfelder’s son) became infamous among German elites for performing lewd sexual acts in public places with other young German socialites. The most famous act of public indecency later became known as the Schwenkfelder.

A Schwenkfelder is the German practice of pulling on one’s partner’s “schwenk” causing the partner to release his bowls and pass out.

When he woke up, covered in his own feces yet completely satisfied, Heinrich realized that he had been given a “Schwenkfelder.”

Before the wedding, Madeline’s mother pulled her aside and explained what Geoffrey would be expecting on this, their wedding night. Madeline knew of Schwenkfelding, but had never done it with previous partners. It seemed indecent and rude but Madeline’s mother impressed upon her daughter that if the Schwenkfelder was not performed the marriage would not be considered to be a True German Marriage.

“But mother, what happens if I pull on his “schwenk” and I get his excrement all over my dress?”
“Madeline, this is why when proper young women perform Schwenkfelding, they do not wear white.”

by Nohnattarrieaurentin Welbink June 28, 2011

schwenglered

verb;
1. To get beat, then fall asleep.
2. To beat oneself, then fall asleep.

1. EMC got schwenglered in the Madden Tournament by OS2, then he fell asleep.
2. They got schwenglered in the red light district, then fell asleep.

by drrrrty630 November 17, 2012

schwendeled

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.

When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.

by davidwaters November 26, 2012

Schweelin

A term used for an individual who is slightly intoxicated while driving.

Damn Daniel, this guy is swerving all over the road!

Yeah, I saw him pull out from the bar parking lot, you know he is schweelin.

by Too Tall Jimboslice June 28, 2016

schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017