Schmeeb

1. An undefinable person

1. "That guy is the king of the schmeebs."

by Eric Lehman April 13, 2006

schmeesh

it's sex, plain and simple.

gonna get me some schmeesh, tonight!

by ctbyrne February 4, 2008

hmwaaaah scheeee

sound like a 1940's gangster

"hey stop talking like that"

"stop talking like what copper? hmwaaaah scheeeeee!"

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

schmee

Marijuana

The act of smoking marijuana.

Being under the influence of marijuana.

Let's smoke some schmee.

Do you want to schmee?

Maest, schmee.

I am so schmeed.

Let's have a schmee.

Do you have a schmee pipe?

by Richie "Shakin'" Nagan May 10, 2006

schmee

Female ejaculatory fluid.

I hope they don't check for DNA in his room. I schmeed on his bed.


Hey dummies, you can't pee with a boner.......

by Rhubesic February 2, 2004

Scheezewacker

Vagina, or the vagina opening

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.

by Alex Levin November 26, 2003

schmeevil

A Schmeevil is an evil thing, person or animal. The opposite of a Schmeebil.

Schmeevils are evil, while schmeebils are good!

by Krystiana January 19, 2008