scholassic

a bad uneducated guess that results in a disaster that usually will be remembered for years.

You should of seen the look on our boss's face when he made his scholassic screw up when he decided he knew best.

by Chris Kiefner December 6, 2006

Schpa

A feeling that describes absoultely nothing; no preference; an explicative

"...schpa..."
"Dude, just schpa, o.k. Whatever."
"SCHPA! why'd you do that.

by montana-banana February 12, 2008

schowald

beautiful forest

Those trees are in a schowald.

by sboofy November 19, 2009

scholarshipitis

the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis

by bryeezze December 8, 2009

scoopability

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.

Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.

by PostItPenname July 26, 2010

scholar jock

A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)

"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011

schpappa

To be slapped with a cock or another name for a cock.

I schpappa'd her with my schpappa.

by Rumookd2 October 30, 2013