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schopá
Show-Pah
Schopá is used to describe how an athlete looks while warming up, playing a sport, or waiting on the sidelines to sub in for another player. It can be applied to all sports—please see below for just a few examples.
The word’s exact origins are unknown; however, there are different things a player can do to increase his or her schopá.
For example, it is widely accepted that a hockey or lacrosse player’s Schopá is increased if he has long hair flow coming out the sides and back of his helmet. Likewise, a hockey player’s schopá is increased if he / she has a loose fitting facemask implying that they will not get hit and therefore does not need protection.
Conversely, a hockey player with a strange tape-job on his / her stick lowers his / her schopá as would a player's bending at the ankles while wearing skates bender.
A player's preference comes into play when considering whether or not to tuck one’s mouth-guard into the top of their lacrosse helmet while on the sideline, wearing his / her socks on the outside of his / her hockey skates, or tucking one’s jersey into his / her hockey pants.
Some believe that the ultimate schopá is obtained from wearing the number 99 or 23 due to the association of those numbers with Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan.
Schopá is used to describe how an athlete looks while warming up, playing a sport, or waiting on the sidelines to sub in for another player. It can be applied to all sports—please see below for just a few examples.
The word’s exact origins are unknown; however, there are different things a player can do to increase his or her schopá.
For example, it is widely accepted that a hockey or lacrosse player’s Schopá is increased if he has long hair flow coming out the sides and back of his helmet. Likewise, a hockey player’s schopá is increased if he / she has a loose fitting facemask implying that they will not get hit and therefore does not need protection.
Conversely, a hockey player with a strange tape-job on his / her stick lowers his / her schopá as would a player's bending at the ankles while wearing skates bender.
A player's preference comes into play when considering whether or not to tuck one’s mouth-guard into the top of their lacrosse helmet while on the sideline, wearing his / her socks on the outside of his / her hockey skates, or tucking one’s jersey into his / her hockey pants.
Some believe that the ultimate schopá is obtained from wearing the number 99 or 23 due to the association of those numbers with Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan.
Did you see Gretzky's face-mask rattle when he rocked that guy? He's got high schopá!
Why does that kid have green tape all over his stick? That's such bad schopá.
Why does that kid have green tape all over his stick? That's such bad schopá.
schopá by apinchbetter09 December 24, 2008
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Johnston Scholar
A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
is a total Johnston Scholar."
Johnston Scholar by oldee worldee June 20, 2019
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Scoopalone
When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.
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World Scholars Cup
A place/competition where antisocial teens go to compete in topics none of them understand, cram the last night, and feel good when they receive one of the thousands of medals there are, just to make them feel better. Oh, and also, it will cost you an arm and a leg to travel if you live anywhere that isn't a third world country or Europe.
The mascot is an alpaca, which they give you stuffed versions of so that you feel less depressed by your crushing defeat at at the hands of the Israeli team.
The mascot is an alpaca, which they give you stuffed versions of so that you feel less depressed by your crushing defeat at at the hands of the Israeli team.
Bob - "wow, World Scholars Cup is tomorrow and I havent studied a single thing in sylabus"
Dennis - "dude, who even studies anyways"
*Bob goes in and gets 20/100 on the exam, filling in all the bubbles*
*still gets a gold medal*
Dennis - "dude, who even studies anyways"
*Bob goes in and gets 20/100 on the exam, filling in all the bubbles*
*still gets a gold medal*
World Scholars Cup by SextusEstDiscipulusMalus February 3, 2019
Wiki scholar
Someone who thinks they know everything about life even though they've never left the house and experienced anything for themselves. They come off like they're knowledgeable but only for the sole purpose of impressing others. In reality, they're looking up articles on Wikipedia that probably aren't even accurate.
"I know all about the grunge era because I was there when it happened."
"No you weren't, you're just a douchebag Wiki scholar who's never even been outside. Turn off the computer and get a life."
"No you weren't, you're just a douchebag Wiki scholar who's never even been outside. Turn off the computer and get a life."
Wiki scholar by zongi zong June 30, 2012
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