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Home Schooled

When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics.

In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse.

Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.
by Achlysis December 29, 2010
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home schooled

When someone gets his or her education generally from a parent. Stereotypically people who are home schooled are rednecks, and people who are insanely religious, or politically backwards, or anti-science, or they get to slack off all day and sleep until 12:00. While in some situations this is true, not everyone is like this. Some people are just too damn soft and ignorant to believe that people need to learn to ''socialize'' at a young age. It is true that socializing is important, however there are many more vital things that need to be learned at a young age. Not all students are taught directly by they're parents; sometimes private schools will record classes all through the year and ship videos and dvds to the home schooler. The parent is more of a supervisor.
I'm home schooled and I'm liberal and not a socially backwards redneck that believes God hates gays. Nor do I get free rides on anything. It is true that I don't have very good social skills but a part of that is because I hate people.
by Mary Popacap September 1, 2010
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