Horsche schmeat

The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed

Big long horsche schmeat

by BingusSupremist November 16, 2021

jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

schmiel

anything you want it to be

that was so schmiel!
that was a load of schmiel!
go schmiel yourself
lets go grab a hot schmiel

by joopereee August 22, 2006

Schmeat

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.

Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.

by kam_ March 18, 2009

Schiesty McDermott

cheap, shitty, not cool at all

That was pretty schiesty McDermott what you did to that guy yesterday.

-hell yeah, i'm for sure going to McDermont State to practice McDermottology

by Mcdermott December 19, 2007

schliem

an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack

doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed

man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem

hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad

by professor dickcheese April 5, 2008

schmeckle

To thump one in the head with one's penis.

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004