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schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*
by Sara July 9, 2004
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schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?
Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.
by Jeff January 11, 2004
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schmall

Schmall is a variation on schlong - meaning a penis of minimal length.
Man! I have a schlong but when i wear pants it looks like a schmall.
by Sam Finch April 17, 2007
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schmack

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch
That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!
by dave27705 May 8, 2008
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Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
by bcterry August 1, 2007
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schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth
I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.
by Sandee May 30, 2006
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schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.
*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!
by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005
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