schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.

person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*

by Sara July 9, 2004

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

schmall

Schmall is a variation on schlong - meaning a penis of minimal length.

Man! I have a schlong but when i wear pants it looks like a schmall.

by Sam Finch April 17, 2007

schmack

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch

That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!

by dave27705 May 8, 2008

Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

by bcterry August 1, 2007

schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth

I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.

by Sandee May 30, 2006

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005