schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.

Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?

by spagett February 3, 2025

Schtoiping

Schtoiping is the act of having someone with no prior medical training or experience remove the skin off your penis using kitchen utensils or teeth

“Dude I had Jessica try schtoiping me last night, best idea ever!”

by Droydtech Enterprises April 11, 2025

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

Roam Schooling

The act of traveling to different South American countries with the intention of collection sexually transmitted diseases unique to that area.

"Hey dude, what is that black thing growing on your ball sack?"

"Roam schooling bro, roam schooling"

by Gimg January 22, 2015

alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool

I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork

by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017

Sunday schooling

When you and a partner mutually masterbate while looking each other in the eye. Be careful not to touch one another as this will no longer be the act of Sunday schooling.

Me and Carlie we're Sunday schooling last night at her house. You could say it's getting serious.

by Merradithwebster May 17, 2019