The Schlah

Much like the word shwing. It's basically seeing something or someone hot and popping a woody

He say the girl and got the schlah

by Shadow October 13, 2003

hey schlag

part of a cool cartoon

shiggity shiggity schwa

by Leslie November 15, 2003

Schla

A shortened name for the alcoholic beverage, Gold Schlager. Used especially when under the influence of Gold Schlager

"Schla, Schla, Schla."
"Yo hand me the schla."

by Cori and Jill May 15, 2008

Schladle

An old Czechoslovakian derogatory term for a gross vagina. In former Czechoslovakia, men would often warn one another not to have intercourse with a woman because of her schladle.

"Dude, I know you're drunk right now, but do not fuck that chick. She's got a total schladle."

by AdamKisling March 10, 2015

Schlabaugh

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.

Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.

by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008

Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

Schlaeger

The act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circumsizing a bastard infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure MDMA shortly after.

"That doctor is famous for his precision Schlaegers."

"Probably because he shares the molly."

by Dr. mAd Gonzo September 8, 2011