Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick

Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

by Jordan Aaron Robinson January 2, 2008

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

slapping dough

Act of masturbating.

Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed.
You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough.

by A.J. Gonzalez May 8, 2005

slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.

"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."

by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009