Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.

i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"

by thecatlied June 23, 2011

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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better June 14, 2012

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sextinguisher

(n), the act or trait of a person that any one else considers to be the polar opposite of sexually attractive.

Pinocchio yearned for a woman but he knew his dicklessness would sextinguish any chance of a hump.

Dude1: "D'you hookup at Becky's last night?"
Dude2: "Nah, she didn't mention her rents were back from vacay. Total sextinguisher."

by X-gonna-give-it-to-ya May 11, 2016

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