cream socket

When a girl has a fake eye, and a guy pops it out and ejaculates inside her eye socket.

Bill : "How did last night go?"
Nate: "Totally cream socket'ed that bitch"

Bill : " You blew it in her eye? SICK"

by Ndogg553 August 6, 2011

plop socket

The anal sphincter.

The archbishop said to his nun, "I'd like to give your sister one up the plop socket, Sister Kate".

by Drippin' Yellow Madness March 15, 2015

Sanket

A Quiff. A structured and carefully maintained haircut.

Elvis must have used a lot of oil and hairspray to get his sanket to look so good.

Johnny Bravo has one mean sanket.

by Salty Bobby September 26, 2007

Sacker

A person who enjoys 'brown-nosing' or sucking up to others. Originally derived from a mispronunciation of the word 'sucking' by Lahori prostitutes. Can also be used as a verb - sacking/

Uff dude you are such a sacker its no wonder your lips are shaped like Azhar Mahmood's

by karachikhatmal July 13, 2011

Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

by David_Bowies_Package April 2, 2009

sachet

a small bag in which a a substance is contained in

"oi, alice monty this sachet doesnt have salt in it, its poo", "i know chinese sam, its not very nice"

by chinese sam March 28, 2009