Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

Ruben

Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.

Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”

Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”

by Kittenclubzzz October 14, 2019

RubberNeckin

The act of receiving a Hand job with a condom on or receiving Good oral sex

Suzy and I went down to the river and she started rubbernecking me.

by Gettin Rubbernecked August 5, 2018

Ruben

99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.

have you seen that twig ... No, but I saw Ruben.

by The Emperor SM December 12, 2018

Ruben

A stupid Jewish man

“Who is he?”
“Don’t worry about him, he is a ruben.

by imgonnakashootmyself November 25, 2019

rubbernecks

1. A woman's breasts (titties)

2. Someone who hurts there own neck turning it too far and too much looking at a girl's rubbernecks

Damn, she has an amazing set of rubbernecks!

by lou-man October 2, 2003

Rubbernecking

Trying to avoid a question, or coming up with a lie

Boy #1- Hey what did you do with that girl you met last night?
Boy #2- Umm I umm umm...
Boy #1- Dont start rubbernecking on me, tell me what happened.

by Savage157 May 10, 2011