roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

Rooster Lover

A person who loves to suck rooster(s), play with rooster(s) and fantasizes about rooster(s). A person who is in love with his/her partner's penis extremely, specially who has fetish about cock and fetish for cock size.
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''John is such a rooster lover, he even hold and play with my rooster all night and didn't get tired!"

by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)

whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick

by slamitin January 13, 2004

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.

“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”

by de45 March 29, 2021