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restroom romeo 

Juan was a regular restroom Romeo in the park.
restroom romeo by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2016

Oh Romeo! 

A musical phenomena that occurred in Florida in 2006 with every intention of being different, standing out and breaking the mold. In a scene where everyone tries to be the same as everyone else, Oh Romeo! set out to be free from the constraints of the obvious and the ordinary.
"What do you want to do with your life?"

"I want to be in a band."

"What type of band do you want to start?"

"I don't know, but we want to sound like Oh Romeo!"

Combat Romeo

A man serving in a regular army/usmc/navy/airforce POG/leg unit, in which they stand in the same ranks as women. This occurrence allows these men to sit around during what they consider "deployments" and fuck the women in their unit instead of fight the war at hand. They still receive the same combat pay as the men actually fighting and carrying out combat operations, but sit in a static position banging their fellow unit members. They then return home and pretend to family and bar patrons that they actually serve a purpose in the military.
Any man who mentions serving with women in his unit is a POG/leg, and is guaranteed to have slept with at least one of those women; making him a "combat romeo".

Leg: "Man, I fucked so many bitches on my last deployment. It wasn't even funny."
Operator: "That's great. We ran over one hundred missions, killing eighty five enemy personnel. Which one do you think is going to win the war?"
Leg: "Dawg, I didn't sign up to do dat'."
Operator: "Kill yourself, you POG ass motherfucker."
Combat Romeo by 275WatchMan7tre April 21, 2010

Alfa Romeo 

Alfa Romeo is the essence of driving, their cars a beautiful. Their engines aren't that brilliantly reliable, but people let them off because it's an Alfa.
What car do you drive?
An Alfa Romeo.
YOU ARE AMAZING

Keyboard Romeo

Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.
Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
Keyboard Romeo by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013

Alfa Romeo 

An Italian car company that produces fun, fast sports cars and performance saloons (Sedans). Europeans like them but americans are obviously quite snobby and prefer their instant fuel tank drainers! Alfa Romeo is owned by FIAT and in the beginning AR owned Darraq, a well renowned manufacturer of now vintage cars. Post 1990 Alfa Romeos are a world away from the rusting, unreliable machines they were in the 1960's and can comfortably challenge Mercedes and BMW in europe.
in 1988, Alfa Romeo introduced the 164 and the rest is history!