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Robert

The most amazing person on planet earth. He is awesome at parkour and front flips. Hes sexy to!!!
woah the guy robert is so sexy and handsome I love his awesome skills!!
by BOIIIII!! October 12, 2017
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A usually under rated yet really good guy, a true Italian stallion. He's nerdy and too smart for his own good, so smart it hinders him from alot of things that would be considered easy.
Girl 1: I can't believe I gave him up that was dumb as fuck.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.
by Morgan's<3 January 23, 2018
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Robert:I am armorized
Me:Shut up u stupid faggot
by Jeffs a faggot July 15, 2008
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Get down its Robert!!!!
by TRueAmerican7916 May 26, 2009
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Roberts are usually guys who get triggered very easily. Say one joke and they'll report you.
Fag 1: Hey Robby!
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.
by Howboutdat March 1, 2017
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A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
by msmsn June 13, 2009
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Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.
Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!
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