Robert 

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

Robert by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert 

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert

Robert by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018

Robert 

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

Robert by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018

Robert 

Quiet kid. Also known as the new guy.

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid."
Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"

Robert by #youwish February 10, 2019

Robert 

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.

Robert turned my kid skinny

Robert by Didn’t do February 19, 2019

Robert 

Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay

Robert sucks dick for free !!!

Robert by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019

Robert 

Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.

Robert-hates gay people

Robert by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019