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Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba
Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
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Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!
by TRAPLORDD February 21, 2019
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Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.
Fuck Robert.
by Murtha Fuker September 17, 2018
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Robert:I am armorized
Me:Shut up u stupid faggot
by Jeffs a faggot July 15, 2008
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Get down its Robert!!!!
by TRueAmerican7916 May 26, 2009
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Roberts are usually guys who get triggered very easily. Say one joke and they'll report you.
Fag 1: Hey Robby!
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.
by Howboutdat March 1, 2017
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A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
by msmsn June 13, 2009
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Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.
Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!
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