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A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell
by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018
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