by horny lepard March 29, 2010
Get the relaxation assistant mug.A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.
It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.
It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.
Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?
Ali: Zzzzzz
Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.
Ali:*wakes up*
urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.
Ali: Zzzzzz
Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.
Ali:*wakes up*
urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.
by martini attack September 7, 2009
Get the Really Relaxed mug.When you've been busting to take a dump and a piss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. The feeling of massive relief is thoroughly liberating.
Jackie: I drank too much at Taco Bell last night and feel horrible
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!
Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!
Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!
by mong returns October 12, 2016
Get the double relief mug.by leb_katt October 29, 2013
Get the post-poo relief mug.the common misspelling of the band "Relient K" named after band member Matthew Hoopes' Chrysler Reliant K; the band changed the "a" to "e" fearing copyright law
"The Christian rock band Relient K is spelled with an 'e' not an 'a'. When speled with an 'a' it is referring to the Chrysler Reliant K"
by relient k fan July 31, 2008
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Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
by Anon09876 February 24, 2018
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