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Rimjob Ranger

A person Who enjoys giving ones anus a good oral cleaning.
That guy is such a Rimjob Ranger. Always tongue fucking peoples asses.
by Starwolf August 20, 2008
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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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Ranger Tag Brag

When an army soldier graduates Ranger School, he shows of his prestigious and sought after Ranger Tab on his left shoulder by constantly facing the people he talks to with his left shoulder.
"Sir, why is that Sergeant acting strange"

"Haha, he son just graduated Ranger School, he's just showing off his Ranger Tab. That's the Ranger Tag Brag. Here, check out my left soldier, you wish you had a Ranger Tab too don't ya?"
by Touzinsky December 4, 2009
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runners scum

The white, thin, stringy residue you acquire from running miles upon miles outside. Usually appears after going from outdoors to indoors, but is also present in the heat. No matter how many times you lick your lips or wipe your face, you always seem to miss some.
We ran intervals today at practice.. i have some mad runners scum on my lips
by legitazshit February 20, 2011
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Rannei

A girl as interesting and unique as her name. She exudes confidence and poise. She is a girl that you want to know. She is sweet, but sassy. Cunnning and intelligent. All around a cool chick to hang out with.
I met this girl who is a complete Rannei. I want hang out with her.
by Beth_Rocks April 10, 2011
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Ranernaner

(Ran-nur-nahn-er) adjective. An action that is very hillybilly. Can be used both as positive and negative. Typically used to describe things automotive.
Positive:
Man, that lifed F-150 on mudders is ranernaner as fuck.

Negative:
Dude, only ranernaner's listen to Nickleback.
by CA50 July 27, 2012
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Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants
"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"
by Mahoganay October 12, 2013
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