Raftus

When you full send, and let the horniness creep up on you, drink beer, and LOVE nelk boys.

Noah S. is hella raftus right now!!!!!

by Raftus August 15, 2022

rafting

A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.

To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.

“Ohhh, man….someone went rafting in the south unit boys room; it’s already reeking me out”.

by chuckjav76 September 11, 2022

Raftism

When you are so raftus, it becomes your relgion.

That boy is seriously devoted to raftism.

by 4getmethots October 19, 2022

raftermath

Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or

(2) da cost of said materials.

Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022

rafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.

Classic examples of rafterbirth might be da gal's furious "paw", a shotgun wedding, etc.

by QuacksO January 10, 2023

Raftus

used to describe something sick one of the boys did

Holy fuck ethan railing 4 lines back to back was so raftus

by HarryrAftus April 16, 2023

rafter party

When somebody hangs themselves from a load bearing beam located above the ceiling, especially when in the presence of others performing the same.

John: Bro, everything has been terrible this week and I just need some relief. Maybe we should try cocaine?
Gerald: Nah, bro, I’ve got a better idea! Let’s round the boys up for the rafter party to clear our minds.

by MsMaryS July 7, 2023