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Putt Putt

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.
"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."
by playaaaaas September 29, 2011
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puto mark

a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.
That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.
by El mas chingon September 26, 2013
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Fiat Punto

Unreliable lump of pig shit, which has wheels and are unfortunately allowed on the UK road infrastructure.
Craig Jones gets into his fiat punto and the engine wont start.
by guitar_devil March 3, 2004
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puttable

a distance capable of being putted usually used in golf or disc golf.
You just need to throw it around that tree, this is puttable.
by Andy Bourbeau September 5, 2008
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putta camera

A term, most commonly used while rapping, that is short for 'put a camera'.
Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."

Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"

Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
by westfalia January 28, 2010
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putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")
I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...
by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010
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Punto

I’m jake. I rely on false urbandictionary posts as gospel. I’m a punto.
by theotherguy22 January 16, 2019
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