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Putt Putt

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.

"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."

by playaaaaas September 29, 2011