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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009
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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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pottergeek

Somebody obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Is sometimes used by non-Potter fans as an insult. More often used by the Pottergeeks themselves, and used with pride. A true Pottergeek can quote tons of scenes from the books and/or movies from memory, and notices right away if some random detail is off.
Pottergeek 1: WTF! They said Ginny's full name was Virginia!!!
PG 2: WHAT???? Everyone knows it's Ginevra!
PG 1: Haha, "Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely. But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low cut!"
PG 2: Seventh book, spoken by Auntie Muriel at Bill and Fleur's wedding scene!
PG 1: We are such Pottergeeks.
PG 2: Luv us!<3
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Potte

Slang for a nice butt in Afrikaans. Generally used by younger guys talking about a nice booty.

A great example is the song named "Potte" by South African Rappers Early B and Jack Parrow.
"Yoh, daai girl het nice potte."

Wow, that girl has a nice butt.
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Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.
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demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.
My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.
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