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penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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Dump and Punish

Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.
Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.

Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?
by NLeggs May 23, 2013
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2 Inch Punisher

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020
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UFC Purist

The term "UFC Purist" is used to describe a noob Mixed Martial Arts fan who only watches and keeps up with MMA fights/fighters within the UFC. Most UFC Purists actually believe that UFC is a sport. Alot of them have been proven to not even know what MMA is. These kind of noobs idolize fighters such as Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Matt Hughes, Brock Lesnar, Blow Job Penn etc. UFC Purists can be found anywhere in the Youtube website leaving STUPID, USELESS, POINTLESS, AND UNEDUCATED comments on MMA videos.
If you believe Brock Lesnar would ever beat Fedor Emelianenko, you are a UFC Purist.

If you thought Shogun was gonna lose to Chuck Liddell before their fight you my friend are a UFC Purist.

If someone mentions PRIDE and/or PRIDE fighters and you have no clue what they're talking about, you guessed it! UFC Purist.
by KENPO909 July 18, 2009
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Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination
Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-
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PUTISA

A Mexican slang term for getting you ass kicked. Also see putaso.
Damm, you got a good putisa didn't you?
by Mama Milf October 9, 2007
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cara de mil putasos

Spanish: Literally translates to "Face of a thousand hits"

Spanish slang for calling someone ugly, hideous, can be used as an insult in any situation.
Example: "Tienes las cara de mil putasos!"

translates to:
"you're face looks like it's been hit a thousand times!"

or less literal: "you're fucking ugly!"

The word "putaso" (singular) is extremely vulgar, and slang for "hit" ("putasos" is plural for "hits"). The word "putaso" should be used with caution, as it can be taken as a strong insult that can result in physical retaliation, and in Mexico, even death. If you wanted to call someone ugly without pissing them off too much, you may use something less vulgar, such as saying, "estas feisimo!" which translates to "you're very ugly!" which is less likely to result in being shot, kidnapped or beat mercilessly.
by Cotijense86 December 6, 2010
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