penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 22, 2004

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Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

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Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018

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brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

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Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

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