puddle 

An affectionate term given to a vagina. Insinuates that the vagina is already moist and delectable.

I would love to lap your puddle and make you cum.

puddle by JimmiDigital January 26, 2003

puddle skipper 

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

Puddle Duck 

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

Puddle Duck by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017

Cuddle puddle 

A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.

My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.

Cuddle puddle by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014

Puddle jumper 

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

Puddle jumper by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Puddle of Mudd 

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

Puddle of Mudd by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

cuddle puddle 

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

cuddle puddle by ndizz February 22, 2014