What if the world was made of pudding?

A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.

“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

“What if the world was made of pudding?”

by Final Fox August 14, 2022

Pudding Pop

Frozen ice pop treats advertised with a marketing campaign fronted by actor and comedian Bill Cosby.

I like my women the way I like my Pudding Pops, passed out cold.

by Blippee July 22, 2023

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

yorkshire pudding

the most amazing accompaniment to proper sunday roast, from the most amazing county in.. fuck it.. the world. it is not a dumpling, it is a YORKSHIRE PUDDING

yorkshire pudding - the pride of our county. =D

by Alice and rose September 11, 2007

solid pudding

Cash, money, dough.

...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged me.

- Benjamin Franklin, The Way to Wealth (1758)

by R. Firth November 2, 2008