Pedophile Andrew

Guy named Andrew who likes little boys and girls and has a body pillow with the cover being a fucking loli

Random Guy:Whoa don’t get close to that guy.

Other Random Guy: Why?

First Random guy: Cause He’s PEDOPHILE ANDREW

by Totally not Dolphwang August 27, 2020

pedophile

a pedophile is a young child who feels attraction to elderly citizens. they are also known as sex offenders.

"theres a pedophile at the retirement home!!"
"i heard hes got pace makers in his van! '

by kindaswagtbh July 19, 2021

pedophile

a person who is attracted to and in some cases rape or do sexual acts with a child. This is not okay.

Being a pedophile is not something you should be proud of

by Garyonyx March 3, 2022

Pedophilephobic

Pedophilephobic are people who are against Pedophiles

Robbie Cooper was called out by Pedophilephobic People because Robbie is a Pedophile

by Pserkunter April 16, 2023

Pseudophone

From the Ancient Greek ψευδής (pseudḗs, “false, lying”) and -φωνος (-phōnos, “with respect to language or sound”).

1. A pretentious term for a word which is pronounced similarly to another word without being perfect homophones.

2. An instrument used to reverse the apparent directions of sounds heard.

"In Received Pronunciation, the words 'or' and 'awe' are homophones; however, in most American accents they are merely pseudophones."

by Psydoneum June 11, 2023

Pedophile apologist

A "pedophile apologist" is a person who defends pedophiles.

The first type of apologists advocate for pedos to be helped and treated with therapy as to prevent them from causing any harm.
The second type of apologists may either downplay pedophilic behavior or defend an actual pedophile.

Mike: Can you believe Jake is a pedophile apologist?
Jane: He's just saying how helping them is the best option, I think it's fine.

by TheBigBadBobby October 16, 2023

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019