Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.

Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

by rumancer April 08, 2018

Special Protein Shake

A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 13, 2018

Protein

Vaping device

Wanna try my protein?

by January 23, 2021

Protein Shake

Cum, ejaculate

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.

by Park Here. May 01, 2021

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 09, 2019