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blind skater's elbow 

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

God's Blind Spot 

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.
Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.
God's Blind Spot by The Holmes September 7, 2005

Talking behind someone's back 

1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)

2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.
1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?

B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.

K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.

K2) ......

H) You know i can hear you?

K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean

God's Blind Spot 

It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.

This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"

Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."

2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"

Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."

3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"

Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
God's Blind Spot by Alex Davis January 13, 2008

No Child's Behind Left 

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens
"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

Blind Woman's Stick

A dildo, vibrator or other phallic object used for penetration.
I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.
Blind Woman's Stick by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010