A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."
by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020
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Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
by Quincy42 June 30, 2022
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A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.
by maitaiguy December 12, 2009
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Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.
Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.
Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.
PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.
by damnriver January 30, 2007
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by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007
Get the Present 'em mug.When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.
Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect
Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect
Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!
Person #2: present perfect
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Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect
Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!
Person #2: present perfect
by Jaded One November 8, 2018
Get the Present perfect mug.A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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