Programmer

Someone without a life.

Me to my friends: I am a programmer
My friends: Wow, you really don’t have a life do you?

by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 4, 2020

programmer art

Extremely poor quality meshes, textures, or other resources used in video games, which are created by programmers instead of real artists.

Propfan's tree is the worst programmer art ever.

by Crusher June 28, 2004

space program

getting high. an orgainzation of people getting high.

guy enters the room. everyone is stoned. "welome to the space program."

by blackcentipede May 5, 2010

Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.

Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

H-B Woodlawn Program

according to the person who wrote definition #3...."who are the real sluts here?" uhh HELLO, where are your eyes THE ENTIRE TIME YOUR AT SCHOOL? in case you havnet noticed, about 80% of the girls who go to YHS where unbelievably short skirts, and really revealing tank tops....dont be jelous of HB just because we dont have a dress code....and about sex in the gym office...yeah...never happens, so suck it up and just admit HB's better.....we know you know its better, your just too damn cocky to realize it

hmm.....blowjobs in the bathrooms sound familiar???

all the damn time....

by Rachel March 31, 2005

Rockstar Programmer

A computer programmer with such strong skills and so much specific experience that they are the equivalent of a rock star in the domain of software. Many people play guitar pretty well, but only a few become rock stars. These programmers can develop more software than 5 - 10 newly hired regular programmers because they know what needs to be done and how to do it. They also might set the architecture of the product that dozens will build upon. Usually associated with dot com websites.

Jeff was the guy behind ebay.com He's a rockstar programmer.

by ChrisTTT April 5, 2010

biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.

It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.

by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010