professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.

1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga

"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!

by profanitist March 12, 2009

ProFap

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!

“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”

by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022

bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.

UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.

by paul andrews September 13, 2006

Profe

A professor, or teacher, that speaks mostly English; and, teaches Spanish to his/her students. All of these teachers are the same, and come from the same biological background. They profess their love for Don Quixote, 8 week journeys through Spain, and the Chicago Cubs. They are often known to play music during class.

Mi profe escucha a la música de AC/DC ayer.

I have to read Don Quixote because my Profe is obsessed with it.

by boogerdance August 26, 2018

professexual

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.

Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.

by pelk8103 July 6, 2011

Professional vibe

That vibe that only managers and people with positions above them give off that let others know they are in a position of power. This is usually recognized when they check on you for no apparent reason.

"A random employee just randomly asked me if I was doing alright while I was walking to my table. Total professional vibe."

by KanuhaK July 30, 2016