elite privilege

The privilege for an elitist to victimize, deceive, or gaslight others, while successfully playing the victim card.

*two friends watching a presidential debate*
Pete: Bernie wants to take away your healthcare

Bernie: “Unlike some of the campaigns up here, Pete, I don’t have 40 billionaires funding my campaign coming from the pharmaceutical industry and Wall Street"
Pete: "I will not pursue politics by telling people they can’t be by our side"

Friend: Wow Pete really flexing his elite privilege tonight

by Self Deprecating Geek February 14, 2020

Pizza Privilege

Having access to actually good pizza places because you live on the east coast yet ignoring it.

Shane lives on the East Coast so he has access to good Pizza, yet he abuses his Pizza Privilege and goes to Papa Johns or Blaze Pizza

by JeffNamedJack February 2, 2019

Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement

“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”

by pennypops123 January 30, 2021

Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.

I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL

by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020

Jealousy privilege

The act of garnering Internet support through the shaming of others who you perceive as “privileged” . These attacks consist of “skinny privilege” “Beautiful privilege” “white privilege” or any other privilege you can come up with to attack someone for. If you cry enough and receive mass internet support from others , this then puts you in a position of jealousy privilege. You’ve become so professionally enraged about the makeup of others and have used it to your advantage.

Teresa they/them has used her jealousy privilege to gain 78,000 Twitter followers and a blue check Mark. She consistently critiques others for their “privilege” even though she’s White ,300 lbs , wears glasses , no love life

and has bright purple hair ! She really should be working on herself before criticizing others, but her fan base keeps eating it up!

by B.M. Rivera May 28, 2021

runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021

Eradication Privilege

It is the definition of privilege for not having to get vaccinated for past diseases in this day and age because they've all been 'eradicated'.

You have eradication privilege if you think you don't need to get vaccinated.

by BatteryYo October 21, 2021