virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.

Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.

by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017

Non-Practicing Black

A black person who rejects negative results from other black people.

Person 1: Hey did you see the video that black couple hating on that Honduran couple?

Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.

by TheEndevour August 10, 2025

Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks

Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.

by Dalerino February 24, 2022

practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

good practice

Basically means that ur good for a first time eg first shag or First girlfriend, someone easy to loose ur virginity to. And then when you know what to do you fuck them off and get with someone better

Bro I don’t actually like her she’s just good practice

by Yoyoyoyipussyboi November 8, 2019