Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

positively partched

when you are way past thirsty and you need some ass

She is so thirsty .... In that case I am positively partched!

aka I am P.P.

by thirstyone May 23, 2018

questing for positivity

Scrolling through social media to find a bit of joy to brighten our lives.

I had such a bad day at work I spent an hour questing for positivity just so I could destress.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

Bitch (Positive)

A person who is a bitch in the best way. One who is blunt and strong when needed. Unafraid to tell it like it is for the benefit of those they care about.

“I love Ashley, she’s such a bitch (positive) when I need her to be!”

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

gender positive

the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with all the genders simultaneously.

gender member 1: how are you identifying today?
gender member 2: im gender positive today!

by BigBeanDip22 November 30, 2019

The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 2, 2014

positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021