poop

(1) digested food mashed into a solid by the intestines and slips out the butthole
(2) Often used in conversation and bragging

also known as poo, poopie, doodoo, crap, feces, and anal jam

HEY MEGHAN--MY POO WAS LIKE AT LEAST A FOOT LONG AND IT DIDNT EVEN BREAK!!
wow thats cool! mine looked like a dove! like a peep--the marshmallow doves!

by beefy April 10, 2003

poop

A greeting used by engineers who have lost too many brain cells drinking beer and recalculating problems that have been solved long ago.

Bob: Hi Tim how was the test?
Tim: poop
Bob: That good huh?
Tim: .....yeah....

by Mr_Flibble March 25, 2003

poop

worthless; cheap; unexciting; bad

Wrangler jeans are poop.

by FidyBrock September 9, 2003

poop

the term used to describe a computer which, after running perfectly fine for a while, decides to crash/bugger up for no apparent reason. This term is often used in conjunction with the windows operating system.

"Windows just went poop!"

by Mark April 30, 2004

poop

Any person , place, or thing deemed unsatisfactory, sub-par, or not meeting a certain standard.

1. We murdered that team, they was poop.

2. Don't cop from him no more, he sellin' poop.

by Jamal Jones June 11, 2006

poop

a.k.a. dookie shit dung-ditty-dung-dung

fuck that.
that is yo shit nigga

i'm rub ma poop in yo face, bitch!

by thug dug August 6, 2006

poop

a word used randomly by dr.dan and dr.ashton. means everything sucks, i need to talk, and poop

"poop..." "whats wrong, want to talk about it?"

by DR.Ashton and DR.Dan September 7, 2004